I Just received the following from my friend Jon in Boulder:
THE MILK MAN
A middle aged woman heard that milk baths would rejuvenate her skin and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to make sure.
The woman came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
"No," the woman responded, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The woman replied, "No, just enough to cover my breasts. I can splash it on my eyes."