Saturday, May 21, 2011

To Jack

Soon his followers will be revamping
The predictions of Harold Camping.
        Once more, Jesus will not return,
        Nor will non-believers burn.
It will be a time for re-programing.


Shrinky said...

Ha, I've just scrolled down and realised what this is about - oooh, is that 6pm MY time, or 6pm YOUR time (I still have a heap of laundry to finish, then check all my brood are wearing fresh knickers.. wouldn't do for us all to meet our maker in - um,well, nevermind).

See you up there.

Stickup Artist said...

I just googled Harold Camping. I had no idea we were slated for yet another rapture. And that guy has a radio show that people listen too??? I'm assume it's not meant to be a comedy routine...

Owen said...

Aw shucks, I was sort of wondering what the show was going to look like, guess I'll have to wait a little longer. At least I won't be burning tonight. And for goodness sake, how does that work, anyway ? Do we sinning agnostics or atheists or whatever all just spontaneously combust, leaving smoking shoelaces, or does someone have to come around and douse us with gasoline first ???