PARKING TICKET I received the following email from a friend:  Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"         He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh_ _head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote . . . Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an sarah palin sticker . . . We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired . . . It's important at our age.